Student: Hey, Matlock, can I write a whore story?
Me: A what?
Student: A whore story.
Me: About a prostitute?
Student: A what?
Me: I don't understand. What kind of story do you want to write?
Student: A scary story.
Me: Oh. Certainly. Listen, the word has two syllables: Hor-ror ... Hor-ror.
Submitted by: D. Matlock