Me: (Demonstrates something on clarinet)
Student: "Wow! Why does it sound so much better when you play it?!"
Me: "Well, how long have you played clarinet?"
Student: "A few months."
Me: "Right. And how long have I played clarinet?"
Student: "I don't know, like 30 years."
Yes, I came out of the womb having already played clarinet for 6 years. (I'm only 24.)
Submitted by: Maxwell H