Today was the 9th grade English Final. As the teacher I gave them a Exam Review Packet with EVERYTHING the students would need to 'Ace' the Final. However this particular student went in another direction when studying for her Final. Jesus.

Prior or to answering these questions, she answered a previous question: "who visited Johnny in the Hospital?'... she answered with 'Jesus'.

Unfortunately Jesus can't save her today on this exam.

Submitted by: Lauren N
Grade: 9th

Scene: test day. Teacher (me) goes over formulas needed to make them fresh in mind before handing out test. Students take test, go on merry way. Later that day, I am approached by a coteacher who found writing on the desk. It was said formulas. I confronted the student and here is our conversation.

Teacher: is there anything that you want to tell me about the test?
Student: ...no?
T: writing was found on the desk. In your handwriting. It was the formulas that were needed.
S: well you told us them so I thought it was okay.
T: you thought writing answers on a desk was okay.... you realize that's cheating? I could give you a zero and write you up.
S: no. You told us the formulas. I was just writing them down so I'd remember for the test.
T: ...thats cheating. I'll talk to you tomorrow about the consequences.

The next day...
T: so I decided to give you a zero for the questions... (cut off)
S: I checked the student handbook. That's not cheating.

What!??


Submitted by: Liz
Grades: 7-9