So I've been working in a private English school in Russia. I had a group of kids that was whittled down to two nine-year-old girls. Girl A is what I would call a typical girl of her age, albeit a bit more shy than most, and Girl B is just slightly crazy. Walk in the room and find her dancing on the desk kind of crazy. So she's pretty cool, even though she gets on my nerves a lot. I already gave up that group, but before I did I had the girls meet their new teacher. This is what happened that morning.
The new teacher walks in. He is from texas and is really just ginormous, probably around 6 foot 6 or maybe taller.
New teacher: Hey girls! How are you?
Me: Girl A, can you ask him what his name is?
Me: Come on: What. is. your. name?
Girl B (cautiously): What. is. your. name?
New Teacher: My name is Jordan.
It went on like this for a few minutes - them being shy and only repeating questions that I constructed. Then Girl B beckons me closer and speaks in almost a whisper.
Girl B : А он людоед?
Me (laughing hysterically): No!
I turn to the new teacher and ask:
Me: Do you understand what she asked?
New teacher: Nope...
Me: She asked if you're a "people-eater."
Submitted by: Brian D