12th Grade Englishy FriendsStudent J: “ Did you hear about all the scholarships our class got?!” Me: “No, how much?” Student J: “ 6 million! “ Picks up her phone says, “A, does Jacksonville do that?!” Im assuming A mumbled something sarcastic back because J said, “Girl I got some of that money! It was easy! All I had to say was I’m a lesbian! I got money for being a lesbian!” 2nd grade LandStudent 1: “Ms Daley!” Hugs me then plays with the ties on my dress. “You look decent today!” Me: “Just decent? I thought I looked pretty good!” Student 1 : “Yeah, just decent.” Student 2: “ That’s mean! She looks beautiful!” Student 1: “ Quit sucking up just because you want markers.” 12th grade englishy friendsTeacher: “E, I’m going to need you to move your boulder.”
E: “iight. I’ll be back.” Some time later. E, busts through the door, kisses biceps, and says, “Mustang and Sally are ready.” Question 1Student 1: “Ms. Daley, can ... * mumbles something while holding a thumb tack*” Me: “What??” Student 1 : “Ptt. Ms. Daley. Can I use the thumb tack and pick your nail polish off? Me, exchanging looks with student 2 : “ I’m sorry, what?” Student 2: “Boy! If you ask her something stupid one more time imma call your grandma!” Question 2Student: “Ms. Daley, do girls poop?” Before I can answer, Student M, a girl, stands up a passes gass. M: “Does that answer your question?” Question 3Me, acting my age, “What’s poop spelled backwards?”
... Silence... Lightbulb Student G shouts, “Poop! *giggles intensely* |
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