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“How do you keep finding the money?!”

5/16/2018

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I’m not crying. You’re crying.

5/11/2018

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Today in 2nd grade land and 12th grade land:

5/4/2018

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12th Grade Englishy Friends

Student J: “ Did you hear about all the scholarships our class got?!”
Me: “No, how much?”
Student J: “ 6 million! “ Picks up her phone says, “A, does Jacksonville do that?!”
Im assuming A mumbled something sarcastic back because J said, “Girl I got some of that money! It was easy! All I had to say was I’m a lesbian! I got money for being a lesbian!”

2nd grade Land

Student 1: “Ms Daley!” Hugs me then plays with the ties on my dress. “You look decent today!”
Me: “Just decent? I thought I looked pretty good!”
Student 1 : “Yeah, just decent.”
Student 2: “ That’s mean! She looks beautiful!”
Student 1: “ Quit sucking up just because you want markers.”

12th grade englishy friends

Teacher: “E, I’m going to need you to move your boulder.”
E: “iight. I’ll be back.”

Some time later.

E, busts through the door, kisses biceps, and says, “Mustang and Sally are ready.”
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Questions that made me facepalm

5/3/2018

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Question 1

Student 1: “Ms. Daley, can ... * mumbles something while holding a thumb tack*”
Me: “What??”
Student 1 : “Ptt. Ms. Daley. Can I use the thumb tack and pick your nail polish off?
Me, exchanging looks with student 2 : “ I’m sorry, what?”
Student 2: “Boy! If you ask her something stupid one more time imma call your grandma!”

Question 2

Student: “Ms. Daley, do girls poop?”
Before I can answer, Student M, a girl, stands up a passes gass.
M: “Does that answer your question?”

Question 3

Me, acting my age, “What’s poop spelled backwards?”
... Silence...
Lightbulb
Student G shouts, “Poop! *giggles intensely*
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