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This Week In Teaching Land, I Masqueraded As A Science Teacher 

9/14/2017

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Clever Tiny Human

9/14/2017

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Things I Was Not Prepared For:

9/13/2017

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1. Two first graders commandeered our bathroom and decided to scoop their poop out of the toilet. Then they thought it was a good idea to put colored pencils in it.
2. I had to explain to three 7th graders what states are. They insisted that Cincinnati, spelled 'Synsinnatti,' was a state.
​3. I was not prepared for my voice to go away.
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Things My Cherubs Said During Science Lab:

9/11/2017

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Scene: Today we started a lab on pulse. We wanted to see which exercise increased our pulse: jumping jacks, running, or meditation.

Me: "OK everyone! We have another round of jumping jacks!"
Student: "Are you serious? Ms. Daley, my testicles are sticking together."
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Overheard in 6th gradE Land

9/8/2017

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Student 1: "I want to visit another country."
Student 2: "Yeah, I want to go to California."
Student 3: "You're in the 6th grade and you think California is a country? Dang fam."
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When You Want To Lesson Plan, But Have No paper

9/7/2017

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I hate thUrsdays 

9/7/2017

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Things I Witnessed:

9/6/2017

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As I was standing at the door, I overheard a conversation between a tiny human (1st grader) and a larger human (presumably the tiny human's father).

Larger human: *pats tiny human's forehead*" Why do you have crayon on your head?"
Tiny human: "I colored!"
Larger human: *takes his thumb, licks it and begins to rub the crayon off* "OK but why is it on your forehead?"
Tiny human: *turns his eyes upward* "I don't see anything. It's there?"
Larger human: *still scrubbing the crayon off* "Yes it is. What happened to you?" *begins to escort tiny human out the door*
Tiny human: *puts hands in front of his eyes* "But I still can't see it!"


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