Me: “Good morning! Good morning! I need four ”Passer Outters!” *picks 4 students*

Aside: Students know to stay in their seat during this time while materials are being passed out.

Student 1: * walks towards me * “Um Mrs. A..”
Me: *Interrupting Student 1* “Let me stop you there. Where are we suppose to be and what should we be doing?”
Student 1: *glaring* “I forgot”

Aside: She just got back from a suspension.

Me: “That’s ok! I helped you remember!”
Student 1: “When did you stop being nice?”
Me: “Once again, is that what we’re suppose to be talking about?” * Points to the DGP on the board* “We can talk about my ‘niceness’ during your recess if you want?”
Student 1: “Nope. That’s fine.”
Me: “Good.” *walks away*
Student 1: * shouts out* “Mrs. Alund! Maybe we should talk about why you’re not wearing any make up.”
Me: “Sure thing. Like I said. During your recess. Today.”

Student: *hands me an apple*
Me: “You don’t want it?”
Student: “It’s for you.”
Me: “Aw thanks!”
Student: “I took it from (insert another student’s name here) for you.”

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Student 1: (Without raising his hand) "Miss A! Miss A! Why aren't we going to watch part of the movie again?" 
Students in the back grumble in agreement. 
Me: (Overreacting) "Do you really want me to tell you my plan?" 
Student 1: (Surprised) "What plan?" 
Students in the back look up.
Student 2: "Tell us!"
Me: (Being extra dramatic) "Naw I shouldn't. You guys won't really care." 
Student 3: "We'll care! Tell us!" 
Me: (Looks dramatically off into the distance) 
Students: (Shouting) "TELL US" "WE CARE" "I WANT TO KNOW" "JUST SHUT UP SO SHE'LL TELL"
Me: (Exhales loudly and throws arms down) "AUGH fine." 

Today my air conditioner broke. My room is 78 degrees and my little Northern Soul is slowly melting.

​The end.