Scene: I had my 5th and 6th graders vote on the music we would listen to in class today. It was between Kidz Bop and Classroom Acoustics. Kidz Bop won.
Student 1: "Ms. A, we made a bad choice. Can we have a revote?"
Me: "I'm sorry. We're not doing any revotes. Kidz Bop clearly won."
Student 1: "AUGH"
The Dean *walks in*: " I know what you can do. Let me pick a song."
The Dean walks over to my computer. Student 1 shouts something about rap. Student 2 shouts something about XXXTentacion.
Speakers: Pachelbel's Canon in D.
Dean: "Don't knock this. This was the first music I ever listened.."
Student 1, cutting off the Dean: "This ain't no Gangsta Rap."