*rings wind chimes* "Who can tell me what this sound means?"
Student 1: "Listen carefully."
Student 2: "Worship the devil."
things i overheard
"That ain't my weave ball."
Student 1: Your generation is a mistake.
Student 2: Wait, you're a part of this generation.
"You better win or I'll tickle your giblets."
Scene: Music begins in the hallway
Student 1 (screaming): "Grab someone sexy and tell her hey!"
Student 2 (turns to me): "Can I grab you?"
Me: "I will break your fingers."
1. "There are too many balls in here. Which ball do you want? Oh wait you get enough."
2. "There's sloppy toppy things going on. It sounds like this *insert sloppy toppy sounds.*
3. "Ms. Daley, you have a beautiful coconut head."
4. "Ms. Daley is a teacher, she really likes pizza. Alex is bea and he's OK"