Student: "I wonder what would happen if you smoke a hotdog..."
Student: "Can you get us Starbucks if I give you money?"
Student: "But I'll give you money."
Student: "But you're white and I'm Mexican. Share your white privilege with me."
Student: Ms. Daley wanna know how to spell future? F-A-U. Wait. Shit. That's not how you spell failure.