While I was walking in the hallway, I saw J slap unknown student's booty.
Me: "You can't slap people's bootys! It's their booty, not yours!"
J: "Oh no! I'm sorry you saw that!"
Me: "Tell him you're sorry not me..."
J: "I'm sorry, student, next time I'll ask first."
Student: "Are we suppose to ask everyone if we touch a booty?"
J: *looks at own hand* "Hello! I would like to touch your booty! Is that OK? Yes?!" *slaps own booty* "Like that Ms. Daley?"
Me: "Very good."