Things I Didn’t Think I’d Have To SayMe: “Yes, Patrick*. Do you have a question?” Patrick: “What shoe size are you?” Me: “That’s an odd question. Did you buy me shoes?” Patrick: “No.” Me: “Then you don’t really need to know then do you?” Me: “Um excuse me! Don’t stick your fingers in an outlet!”
* As always, the names have been changed to protect the innocent or not so innocent.
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