Things I Didn’t Think I’d Have To Say
Me: “Yes, Patrick*. Do you have a question?”
Patrick: “What shoe size are you?”
Me: “That’s an odd question. Did you buy me shoes?”
Me: “Then you don’t really need to know then do you?”
Me: “Um excuse me! Don’t stick your fingers in an outlet!”
* As always, the names have been changed to protect the innocent or not so innocent.