Today I had the pleasure of witnessing what happens during a potential kidnapping of a Capri Sun.
K asked B for his Capri Sun. K was upset that he finished his quickly. B started sucking his down. K got up and ran at him from across the classroom. Seeing the imminent doom of K barreling towards him, B jumped up on his chair, hissed and waved his arms, and then threw the empty Capri Sun at K.
Two scholars were sitting on my couch. Out of nowhere, K put his arm around D. D jerked away and said, "Chil out fam." K leaned in closer and replied, " Shhhh, the more you resist, fam, the more uncomfortable it'll be."